The Democratic Republic of Nosam Republic is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Malhon Rosubag with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.504 billion Nosamans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chieferia. The average income tax rate is 53.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nosaman economy, worth a remarkable 1,754 trillion Nosaman Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 152,504 Nosaman Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nosam Republic's national animal is the Pigeon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Nosam Republic is ranked 201,871^st in the world and 20^th in Libertatem for Most Patriotic, with 6.61 flags saluted per person per day.